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Our "Top 10" List
- Sweepstakes "Tips"*
10. Spend all day entering
sweepstakes. The kids will learn to fend for themselves.
After all, isn't winning the most important thing?
9. Spend all night entering sweepstakes.
Your spouse may not be happy now, but will thank you one day when
you are on your dream vacation.
8. Enter everything, even
if you don't want the prize. It is the "quality-time"
spent with your computer that is most important, not the actual
prize.
7. Stop paying your bills! The envelopes are perfectly good for sending in sweepstakes
entries!
6. Enter using the email
addresses of everyone you know. They will be so happy if
you win that they will forgive you for all the junk mail they are
receiving.
5. Cheat. mary1@hotmail.com,
mary2@hotmail.com, mary3@hotmail.com......
4. Spend more time entering
sweepstakes at work. Does your job really deserve your full
attention? Does your company offer a million dollar sweepstakes?
A trip to Hawaii?
3. In fact, maybe you should
quit your job. That way you can enter without feeling guilty.
2. Sell your car.
If you followed step 4, you don't need it anymore and the money
from the sale will buy a lot of stamps - besides, you will probably
win a better one anyway.
And the #1 sweepstakes tip is:
1. Teach the kids how
to cheat. billy1@hotmail.com, billy2@hotmail.com, billy3@hotmail.com......
*Note: These tips are intended to be humorous, and should not be
taken seriously.
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